Avery the Lamb

chickensandwich:

She said “walk a mile in my shoes and then you’ll understand” and I said “sorry girl, I don’t wear light up sketchers”

(Source: chickensandwich)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

pizza:

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

suspu:

if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave